Inspiring a whole new generation of DB's

Last night we were watching House and there were some displays of a certain religious culture. I immediately said "Ugh," in disgust. My SLF said to me, "Well at least you're consistent in your hatred of religion." It's true. There is no god, religion is a sham and I think people who practice religion are idiots. Church is a joke, it's nothing but a giant money making scheme. I feel this way about all religions, not just one in particular.

If god preaching douche bags like want to use their celebrity status for something as stupid as religion, they need to be
prepared for the backlash. If you want to preach your bullshit to me, I will preach my logic to you, and guess what? I will win. Last night, in the national championship game the Florida QB chose to write "John 3:16" on his eye makeup. Does that mean if he lost the game by throwing ANOTHER interception, he would have denounced his religion? How can we as a country continue to produce brainwashed idiots like this? We need to make more of an effort to separate religion and entertainment, unless of course it's parody.

Fish don't know that they are in water, they just are. The water
connects all the fish, weather or not they want it to. I think that
bits and pieces from some eastern religions have it correct. Tapping
into nature is the closest thing to enlightenment I have ever
experienced, but I'm not going to tell everyone about it, because I'm
not that much of a douche bag. I'm just going to complain, because
it's not my job to change the minds of idiots. That's what TV is for.


I call this one "Magnificent Bouchebag."