Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Burritos and Root Canals

Things I Love: Burritos
I make lots of burritos. I just ate one that I did not think was all that big, but I now have stomach pains. It's so worth it. It was a little soggy because I wrapped it when it was hot. Inside were re-fried beans, too much garlic for a workspace, too many onions for the work place, lettuce, salsa, and siricha. I just popped two more mints trying to cover it all up. It was delicious. I’m trying to cut down on calorie intake, and burritos, while loaded with them, actually are good for you if you only have one or maybe two per day. Each one probably has 800 calories, but it’s my main meal of the day. I won’t be eating one tonight.

Things I hate: Root Canals
I hate the fact that I had to get one the last week of 2008. I had no choice. My dental was going to lapse for 09, so I had to get it done with the insurance money, and then get the crown put on with the new money. What sucks ass of the world is that I have to pay a fuck load of money for this. About $700 dollars. I’m so pissed. There is so much more I could do with $700. Needless to say, I’m broke, for what seems like the rest of my life. If anyone knows anything I could do for extra money, tell me. Also, if you or your company wants to hire me to write for you, I will do that too. Need a sample? Use this fuckers!

2 comments:

  1. don't hurt me when i like you.

    don't pull my teeth out when i don't like you

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