Dream 1/7/2009

I went to a Ween show, in the middle of no where in NH. It was a big farmhouse and the show was in the back of one of the barns. Afterwards, I was hanging out with Deaner, and he gave me some vicodin, which was so old it was falling apart, so I did not take it. Soon I was off on the maiden voyage of the Titanic. Everything was going great, until I realized what ship it was, and I started to try to alert other ships. The problem was, they thought we were celebrating. I climbed out of my cabin and managed to get to another ship, however it was German, so I pleaded for help in German to all the passengers on board, “Konnen Sie Mich Helfen!?” Finally I saw my friend’s old parents, who speak German. They recognized me, even though their children were only infants. It appears that I had traveled back in time.

At this point I thought I woke up and called Topher Grace for about 30 minutes. He was my new friend. After that I went into Wild Oats, where I was still working and proceeded to tell my friend Chuck about it all. I thought that this was actually happening, and I was working there, although I was confused as to why. I soon realized I was still dreaming.

I returned to the present and was in an airport. An old man gave me a jewelry case that once held a platinum Euro symbol. He said to me, “Tell them you’re welcome.” I watched as he snuck through the check in. I then was left to figure out what was going on. Long dream short, I ended up at work, and was trying to read a secret message written on toilet paper. I was very upset because whoever had wrote it, had spelled the word pee as PIE.

THE END